Are Ya Certified?

When you carry medical gear on your person (like you should), you will often run into people who ask "Well are you certified? Are you certified to use that stuff?!"

Well, with this card, you can say that you are!

Because you don't need to be a Red Cross member to save someone's life. If you are in a situation with a wounded individual, and you have the necessary equipment to help that person, then you are certified by default anyway.

The "I am a Galactically Certified EMP" card is available now, with the purchase of any Life Saver Kit from SOTG.

Disclaimer: No formal testing or evaluations were conducted to determine that this person is indeed a medical professional of any kind.
This card is not a license or proof of anything legally permissible.